The local Lesbyterian church is thinking of a fundraiser to earn money to get its carpet cleaned; suggestions? -

Sell pies?|::::|How about a street challenge whereby Lesbyterian contestants dig ice cream out of their cones using only their tongues. The one who gets to the bottom of one of those large, conical cones wins.|::::|By Lesbyterian do you mean Unitarian? Lol.|::::|lmfao Jacky boy. That s seriously funny. I love you baby. I recommend rubbing a bit of chamomile lotion on it.|::::|Most people these days are just stripping the carpets right out.|::::|Pray to God... or Carpet Rat, part of holy trinity of Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat.|::::|well if they wanna keep there carpet clean why don t they keep lick in and munch in! yummmmmmmmmmmmm!|::::|They could do a naked Cirque de soliel. They should wear hats though.|::::|clean it themselves and stop bothering other people|::::|They could charge people to see a diver hit a landing strip during a WNBA game. sigh, very tired.|::::|Get rid of the carpet, make it nice and slick. : )|::::|Aren t their carpets always clean?|::::|TIle is better|::::|lol Teh Manuel! THere s a video of that. lmao|::::|a fish fry.|::::|ok that did make me laugh :)|::::|Hell...why raise money...I ll do it for free.